Once upon a time, there was this Ginger Midget. She woke up one friday morning, and she thought to herself: "Today is going to be a good day." So as she left her room that morning to go about her typical morning business, she had a smile on her face and a song in her heart.
When the time came for her to leave to go to school, she was unhappy because of this, because she doesn't really like school. But she left anyway. She got into her beautiful black Mazda and closed the door. Though, the door didn't actually close. It just sort of bounced back open. 'Awkward...' she thought, and she tried to close it again, but the same thing happened. 'Well... pooh.' She thought as she got out of her car and went back into the house. She went and informed her mother of the trouble, and her mother responded: "Well, you can drive my van!" Dread filled the Ginger Midget. She HATED that van with such fire and passion it wasn't even funny. "It'll be fine!" She responded. "I will just... hold the door shut the whole way to school..." Her mom shrugged and said "OK." So the GM went back out and got back into her car, and drove to school. The entire trip, she had one hand on the steering wheel and the other one pulling with all its might to keep the door closed. When she finally got to school and got out, the door shut just fine. She tested it a few times, but it seemed to be working spiffily. Awkward....
So the GM then went to school. In first period, she had to make up a test that she had totally forgotten to study for. She did fairly OK on it, but it really stressed her out in the moments leading up to it. Second period was her drama class. No one was really in that class because they had all gone on a field trip that was kind of expensive and other things that we won't go into right now. As the GM went to her third period class, her teacher informed her that she was failing. 'Great,' she thought. 'That is JUST what I need right now.' So that happened. Next, the GM went to lunch.
Lunch is that magical thing where you can leave the school and go get food things with the people you consider to be friends. On this day, SoOzIn and the Ginger Midget decided that they wanted to go get food together, so they went to WENDY'S. As they were in the drive through, they decided that since neither of them had ever tried one, they would get a BACONATOR. They pulled out of the drive through, and started heading back to the school. "This tastes like farm murder... which tastes like diabetes..." SoOzIn said, taking a few bites of the sandwich. "Oh nuts, it peed meat juice on me pants. Here, have some!" She then handed the beast to the GM, who took a few bites as she drove. "I think I am having a heart attack," said the GM. They both thought that eating a BACONATOR and saying it gave you a heart attack within two bites was the funniest thing ever.
Fourth period, nothing really exciting happened for the GM, except that is was long and dull. She then came home, and sat on the couch playing Legend of Zelda. Her mother finished teaching for the day and came upstairs, and then began to have a MASSIVE fight with the GM's father. It kind of made GM want to curl up and die. She was super relieved when she had to go to work (45 minutes later her parents were still going at it).
Work for her was CRAZY BUSY. There was lots of people wanting pizza. And she understood this. Even SHE wanted pizza. It was rather RATHER stressful, and due to all the gathering stress from the rest of the day, it really made the GM want to drive off of a cliff. Afterwards, she went home and called Hair. She then went to go play with him, Trik, and Prime. They partied up and did fun things like MUNCHKIN.
Then she went home and wrote all about her angsty day on her blog.
The end.
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